Bitcoin
BTC
Balance
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Address
13yc8BD3fnKMF4TTQcKA8gubJMEkd3YtbAThe classic. Slow, expensive, gloriously honest.
100% anonymous · 100% on-chain
Spare some sats?
I'm not raising money for a startup. I'm not building the future of finance. I just want a MacBook and a plane ticket. Every satoshi that lands here is visible on-chain, forever, to anyone. Judge me freely — then donate.
Begged so far
Accepted
Promised in return
Nothing
Why I'm begging
No mission statement. No roadmap. Just four honest wants.
Most fundraising pages invent a cause. This one doesn't. Here is the entire list of what your money would buy, written down before you send any of it.
- 💻
A New MacBook
I build things on a laptop that sounds like a hair dryer and thinks compiling is a personality test. Give me a machine that keeps up and I'll ship things you can actually judge me for.
- 📱
A New Phone
My phone has a battery that lasts as long as a good intention and a camera that renders everything like a 2009 memory. It still works. It just also gives up around 2pm.
- ✈️
Travel & New Countries
I want to stand in places I've only ever scrolled past. Cheap flights, cheaper hostels, long train rides. Not a spiritual journey — I'm just curious what else is out there.
- 🗣️
Languages & Self-Improvement
Tutors, courses, books, and the gear that turns "I should learn that" into "I did." The plan is simple: become a slightly less useless version of myself, in public.
The wallets
Four addresses. Zero middlemen.
Scan, copy, or click through to the block explorer and watch the money land in real time. Balances refresh every 60 seconds straight from public chain data.
Ethereum
ETH
Balance
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Address
0x95b45f7a942da4740c3fcaf148c4236adc2e4178Gas fees may cost more than my gratitude. Send anyway.
Solana
SOL
Balance
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Address
7VowBRnZK71XMDWDGZ7fe5dhGEnqtCtaddggJ2HsUSViFast, cheap, occasionally asleep. Perfect for tipping.
Tether
USDT · TRC-20
Balance
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Address
TYvAMdx3htGDBJeUEgbmDxssDdbZy7kLA5Stable, boring, cents to send. The one everybody actually uses.
Send only the listed asset on the listed network. USDT is accepted on TRON (TRC-20) only — that address starts with a T, and USDT sent on any other network will never arrive. Cross the wires and the coins are gone; no, I can't get them back for you.
Every coin, in public
The books are open. They always were.
Every incoming transaction below is pulled live from public block explorers. Click any hash and verify it yourself — I have no way to fake this, and no reason to.
Begged so far
Live balances across all four wallets, converted at current prices.
Refreshes every 60s
Fetching…
The goals
Six bars. One embarrassingly public scoreboard.
Goals fill in order — the MacBook has to finish before the plane ticket starts. Progress is computed from the live on-chain total, not from a number I typed in by hand.
Total raised
/ $11,400
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- 💻—
MacBook Pro
$3,000 target
$0 of $3,000
The machine that turns 3am ideas into shipped things.
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New Phone
$1,800 target
$0 of $1,800
Mine survives on 12% battery and pure spite.
- ✈️—
Travel Fund
$3,800 target
$0 of $3,800
Countries visited so far: not enough. Flights, trains, hostels.
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Language Learning
$1,000 target
$0 of $1,000
Tutors and courses, so I can beg fluently in three languages.
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Camera & Creator Gear
$1,200 target
$0 of $1,200
So the travelling isn't just a story I tell. You paid for it — you should get to see it.
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Passport & Visas
$600 target
$0 of $600
The least glamorous line on this page. Nobody funds paperwork, which is exactly why the plane ticket never happens.
FAQ
The questions you're already typing into the reply box.
Nobody. That's the point. Fully anonymous — no name, no face, no sad photo, no LinkedIn. You're not donating to a personality, you're donating to a wallet address that publishes everything it receives.
No. A scam hides where the money goes. Every wallet here is public, every transaction is on a block explorer you can open right now without trusting me at all. I'm not promising returns, tokens, equity, or an app. I'm just asking.
Absolutely nothing except the warm feeling of funding a stranger's MacBook. No NFT, no token, no early access, no airdrop, no whitelist. If you need a return on this, buy something else.
Two reasons, and they're the same two reasons this site exists: anonymity and transparency. Crypto lets me stay nobody while making every single coin I receive publicly auditable forever. A bank account would give me privacy and give you nothing.
Then you'll see it. The balances only go down when I spend, and outgoing transactions are as public as incoming ones. The goals on this page are the plan — but I'd be lying if I promised perfect discipline, so I won't.
Whatever amount you'd forget about by tomorrow. This is spare change, not a life decision. A dollar is genuinely fine. Ten thousand is also fine and would end this website immediately.
No. Donations are voluntary gifts and crypto transactions are irreversible. Send only what you're comfortable never seeing again — that rule is good advice for this site and for the entire industry.